iPhone

I'm going to get an iPhone but I'll wait for the 2nd generation model that should be out late 2008. It may be a few dollars cheaper by then and will no doubt be packed with more new features than I know what to do with. The Google Maps feature is what I really need. Anyone who knows me probably has a few stories about how they got in the car with me to go on a simple errand but ended up very, very far from the intended target. Those days will be a thing of the past when my trusty iPhone is at hand. No more trips to the shop, via Nebraska, for me.

To be honest, the only reason I am holding back is that I don't have the money. No, that's not true. I do have the money but I kind of made a deal with Martha that I would have to earn the money I need for it instead of just taking it from our bank account. So if you need your grass cut just give me a call and we can arrange a price. Need the car washed and waxed (LINK)? How about a spit shine on those shoes there sir? Nah, I'm not going to stoop so low that I'm basically panhandling my way to an iPhone. There are legitimate and dignified ways to make dollars and those are the avenues I shall pursue.

On no account does this mean that I will give up my nasty little habit of stealing small change from other peoples cars. Kelley Shea knows what I am talking about. What I finds, I keeps.