Today is the day that I officially ended my bitter relationship with the incompetent shit-monkeys at Credo Mobile (LINK). Myself and the wife got our iPhone's last week and we have been patiently waiting on the transfer of our numbers over to AT&T. The transfer was completed today. To fully verify this I used my old phone to try and make a call. Like music to my ears the robotic automated reply informed me that "your account is no longer active".
I was driving at the time, on University Avenue in St. Paul. I hooked a left and turned into the industrial area near our house, where the streets are empty and screams go ignored. I passed some haggard souls making their way back to the halfway house by the train tracks. Poor bastards. Those men are the epitome of the down trodden.
I accelerated up to 50mph, opened the window all the way and with a stone skimming motion I fucked my old phone out the window. It was beautiful. I wish you had of been there. The phone made a very low angle with the asphalt and launched itself upward but the motion was brutally arrested by the kerb against which the phone blew to smither-fucking-eens. Emotions akin to witnessing the birth of my children rushed over me. The moment was that special. Serenity soon followed.
I drove home, kissed my wife, lay on the couch, drank some tea and basked in murderous glory.
Loved this.
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